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50 Reasons Why You Should Never Write
9/28/2015 3:14:22 PM by: Pro Krasta Nation Publishers

 

 

 

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We’ve done it! Our company Pro Krasta Nation, has found the motivation you need to put down that pen and begin your journey away from greatness.

 

We’ve come up with fifty of the best reasons why you and any writer you know should never scribe another sentence again. Ever.

 

Our newest publication 50 Reasons You Should Never Write is now available at the amazing low price of only $4.99 plus shipping.

 

That’s right, only $4.99!

 

In fact we’re so confident you will benefit from these suggestions, we’ve offered the first three here at no cost:

 

1. You have so many other things to do. Check these off your list first. Never schedule a time each day to write and by all means do not give yourself a word count goal. If at the end of the day you have some spare time, then you can write—but wait until you’re exhausted.

 

2. People are inundated with good books, articles and devotionals. You have nothing new to share, fiction or not. It’s just silly to believe you could possibly have anything valuable to share with the world. Besides, you’re a little fish in a big pond. Do you really want to waste your time being rejected?

 

3. You’re not really trained. Even if you wanted to hone your skills, there’s nothing out there in the way of courses or books to help you improve your writing. Critiques and editors are not only unaffordable but a scam. Improving your writing is just not an option.

 

Actually we stopped writing after these first three because it seemed like a waste of time to finish a manuscript. Wouldn’t you agree? We’re pretty busy after all. But we believe if you follow these first easy steps you will soon find your writing—whether a career or a hobby—shut down and dismissed, like ours, so you never have to worry about being called a quitter again.

 

If you’re tired

of glorifying God with your talents.

 

If you’re sick

of providing entertainment, encouragement or help for thousands of people worldwide.

 

If you can’t wait

to do absolutely nothing with your life and fill your golden years with a bucket of regrets—these are the steps for you.

 

All you need to do is embrace these attitudes and snap in half all those worthless pencils on your desk. In fact go ahead and pour coffee on your laptop, just to be sure you don’t change your mind.

 

We’re confident you won’t. Because you’re about to discover the freedom you’ve been longing for all your life. Freedom to sit on your couch all day long and watch all the CSI re-runs you’ve ever wanted.

 

But wait, there’s more.

 

Implement these practices today and we’ll send you the free book How to Avoid Other Writers and Conferences, written by Willie Maykit and beautifully illustrated by Betty Won’t. This 300-word leather bound hardcover is yours absolutely free just for not believing in yourself.

 

Just call the 800 number at the end of this ad and tell the operator you want the complete Fear Package.

 

That’s not all. If you call today we will throw in the free audio bookYou Can’t Possibly Do This, narrated by Lou Seffer. You’ll enjoy hours of negative, demotivating comments about why you never should have followed your dream to begin with.

 

Call now and begin the process of watching what God does in everyone else, except you.

 

Dial 1-800-YES-FAIL

Operators are standing by now.

 

 

Pro Krasta Nation is a subsidiary of Fear Inc. a for-profit organization committed to the detriment of all writers.

 

(Obviously, this was a satirical piece to encourage you.)

 

Your turn:  Did our reverse psychology work? What line stirred the fighter/writer in you? Leave a comment. . .

 

Tez Brooks is a Word Weavers International Mentor and an author and speaker on fatherhood issues. (That’s why he is so good at this reverse psychology.) He and his wife are full-time missionaries with Cru in Orlando, where Tez writes and produces short outreach films.  His latest book The Single Dad Detour will be available in the FCWC bookstore. He loves time travel movies and the color orange. 

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Taryn Souders From Winter Park, FL At 10/1/2015 6:32:09 PM

Sarcasm always speaks to me! Thanks Tez!

Jennifer From Ocala At 9/28/2015 3:37:03 PM

This is just so hootlarious and worth a share! I liked the part about Lou Seffer.

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